The skies blue because I ate a sandwich. your foot is on your head because I married a cow. The fridge is in your sandwich because yolo. And there are no unicorns because LionLover And Moose hate them. (Smfh.) And That’s wonderful. Ty. Bye. And next time type like you’re not shaking lmao. Bye. -Penguina
I love how Moose and LionLover don’t even come on.
Like I have my blog and this blog. I’m too busy on the other one to come on here. Moose has banned herself from the internet. And LionLover.. Idk. It’s crazy. I’m too lazy to do this. GAH. Oh well…… -_- -Penguina.
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Anonymous asked: Soooo whyy is the sky blue??? Whyy is my foot on my head??? Whyy is the a fridge in my sandwich??? Whyy are there no unicorns on your blog??? I'm drinking gatorade. Just thought I'd share. Your blog's cute. Okay, bye((: |
ROAR
i should come on this more. tumblr can make anyone smile after a long day funny stuff dudes funny stuff xD lalala k bye ima go read stuff to literally “lol” :}
Candehh . (By le penguina._)
- Moose: If you come to school tomorrow, I'll give you one of the Japanese candies.
- Penguin: What if I don't?
- Moose: Then no candy.
- Penguin: Fine. But I want two candies.
- Moose: No. One.
- Penguin: ...two.
- Moose: One.
- Penguin: Fine, then I won't go.
- Moose: You wouldn't dare...
- Penguin: Yah, I would.
- Moose:
- Penguin:
- Moose:
- Penguin: -cough-
- Moose: Fine, but only two.
- Penguin: YEES!!
Don't you hate it when your parent's friends come over, and they bring their son/daughter.
Both parents think you two will be all:
But all you want is to be on tumblr like:
So you try to have conversation with him/her but there’s nothing to talk about so you’re just like:
So you tell them you’ll be right back, and you run to your room like:
And you go on your computer like:
Then you come back, and you repeat this throughout the time they are at your house.
UNLESS the person is hot. Then you’re just like:
(Source: laughzone)
